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Friday, January 22, 2016

Advice from Mama Q #1



  I was blessed to with wonderful Mother by love who unofficially adopted me into her family when I was a teen. Her love, and guidance have helped mold me into the woman I am today. But me being the person I am, I naturally attract hilarious human beings. My Mama Q is one of the funniest ladies this side of the Mississippi.  When I asked her permission to write this post she said to me "Sure! Just make me sound skinny". Through humor she has taught me about life, love, and everything I would ever need to know about the Jewish religion (even though she isn't jewish).
  Over the years we (her daughter G and I) have taken notes of a few of the great things she has told us. There are some that make me laugh, others make me cry.  So every so often I'm going to post a few of the golden gems we have collected. Call it "Mama Q friday" if you will.
These are just a few of the collection of things. So without anymore babbling here are some words of real life, by Mama Q.

  1. If you don't do anything else with your day, at least do your damn eyebrows. 
  2. (When talking about eating Kale) Remember, front to back. Enjoy your evening.
  3. It's better to ask for forgiveness and not permission
  4. Don't drink and self tan. You'll wake up dazed and confused, and orange.
 Thanks Mama Q for all you do, you are so loved.


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