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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The dirty baby bird

Every baby does it, but I'm 90% sure my kid now does it on purpose. 
I'm talking about the teeny tiny baby middle finger. 
At first, I thought it was just a coincidence that every time I did something to upset him, he'd just happened to put "The Bird" up. Like the picture above. Then it started happening EVERY SINGE TIME.
I had just moved him into our bed to change his diaper, and there it was! 
I'm always getting flipped off by my god damn crotch fruit! 

It just never ends. I've learned to accept it, and love the fact that my kid is already an asshole. (I mean I wonder where he gets it from, it couldn't possibly be me).
You can search the "hashtag" thedailybird on instagram to see more of the Tater bird! 

As always, if you like what I post let me know!
If not, please refer to gesture made by small person above.


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