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Thursday, February 26, 2015

Cheesy Welcome Post

Hello new internet friends! 

   I'm fully aware that there are at least 5 million different "mommy blogs" on the Internet, but when I flipped through them I realized that A) I'm the most inappropriate mother ever, and B) I have really unconventional parenting styles. 

  I'm not crunchy, I don't have golden boobies, and I refuse to censor my naughty mouth (gassssp who let me be a parent?!). I'm a snarky, anti-unicorn, first time mom who is trying to figure this shit out. If that offends you, please don't let the virtual door hit you on the way out. 

Anyways, my sole purpose of this blog is to share with you what I learn about being a mom in today's world. I will hopefully make you laugh, maybe cry. I will share embarrassing moments, and recipes for easy meals. 


A little about me:

I'm a first time Mom to a sweet little boy born in January of 2015, for privacy purposes I will refer to him as Tater. I'm lucky enough to be married to a wonderful man who works his butt off so I can stay home with our little man. We have two crazy fur babies, who will most likely provide some comedic relief to this blog.  


Thank you for stopping by!   



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